The Nine Commandments of having a True Pinoy Homepage (need to think of one more :p)

1. tHoU sHaLt tYpE liKe tHiS
2. Thou shalt refer to thyself as mEeH at some point
3. Thou shalt have pics of pimped out import cars
4. Thou shalt have Winnie the Pooh, Sanrio, Pokemon, Sailor Moon or Dragonball Z plastered all over
5. Thou shalt use annoying java scripts that make buttons pop up on every page
6. Thy "About me" page must be entitled "411"
7. Thy site shalt have broken links and pics all over the place
8. Thou shalt have midi song files playing in the background of every page
9. Thou shalt have lists making fun of Asian traits

You know you're Asian if:

• people take their shoes off when entering your house
• your house smells like vinegar and soy sauce
• you eat rice every day
• you NEVER throw anything away
• your house is decorated according to Feng-Shui
• a pager or cell phone is a necessity to you
• your hand instinctively forms the peace sign when taking a photo
• you take pictures in airports and restaurants
• you are always late
• you play basketball
• you take sticker pictures
• you always wear brand name clothes like Hilfiger, FUBU, Polo, Nike etc.
• you are a business major
• you take studio group shots with your crew
• you dance in a big circle with your friends when at a rave or club
• you play pool and go to Karaoke bars (especially the Korean one in Vermont)
• you own either a Honda, Toyota, Mercedes or BMW
• you drink bubble tea

You can tell that you're from the Philippines if:

• your parents shop at Costco, K-mart and Target
• you have Spam and Corned Beef in your cupboard
• there is a tabo in every one of your bathrooms
• every time you travel, at least half of your luggage are balikbayan boxes
• you are ashamed of your balikbayan boxes
• you drive like a maniac and are proud of it
• you know what color-coding is
• you have bribed a cop at one point in your life
• when passing between someone and the television, you stick your hand out in front of you and say "excuse excuse"
• you get hungry thinking about Cow Tongue, Pig's Feet, Pig's Ear, Chicken feet or Dog
• you play Counter-Strike
• hot dogs in your spaghetti is normal for you
• you text more than you talk on your cell phone
• you turn around when you hear someone says "Uy" or "Psst"
• you point with your lips
• you have relatives that live with you
• you look at every dark haired celebrity and proclaim that they are half Filipino
• you smoke at least 2 packs a day and your cigarettes MUST be Marlboro lights
• you refer to a carton of cigarettes as a rim
• you or someone you know is named something overly cute like "Baby" "Girlie" or "Raffy"
• there is a useless H in your name i.e. Jhun (Personally I plan to name my kid Bhob)
• you and your siblings have a theme going on with your names i.e. Daisy, Orchid and Blossom
• your dad plays golf and has multiple mistresses
• you know what an "Erap joke" is
• you talk to an Asian friend that is not Filipino and they tell you about this Filipino maid that they used to have
• you know how to play mah-jong and Pusoy Dos
• you greet someone by quickly nodding your head upwards
• you use 5 cars to take 7 people somewhere (also known as a convoy)
• you go to McDonald's in another country and wonder where the McSpaghetti is
• you refer to McDonalds as "McDo"

You can tell that you're a Flip from the states if:

• your car has a sound system, clear lenses, a full kit of spoilers and skirts and is "dropped/slammed"
• you attempt to squeeze 10 of your friends into a 2 seater
• you have stickers all over your car like "Powered by V-tec/Honda" or chinese characters
• you clothes are either super baggy or super tight
• you own ten pairs of Basketball shoes
• you burn through a bottle of gel in three days
• you are a master at video games with special emphasis on fighting games like Tekken or Street Fighter
• you either have a fade or long bangs
• you wear button up plaid shirts
• you never smile in any of your pictures
• you wear hats backwards and visors upside down
• you walk with a limp whether you're crippled or not
• you drive with the car seat is pushed all the way back and reclined all the way down
• you can break or have tried to learn at one point
• you live in California or wish you did